Marnie: Hey Riz.

Riz: Watch it!

M: What is it with you tonight?

R: I feel like a defective typewriter.

M: Huh?

R: I skipped a period.

M: Do you think you're PG?

R: I dunno. Big deal.

M: Well, was it Kenickie?

R: Nah, you don't know the guy.

M: Hey, Riz, look, look Riz it's OK. I caught ... Fontaine trying to put aspirin in my coke at the dance.

R: Hey Marnie, you ain't gonna tell nobody 'bout this, right?

M: Oh sure Riz, look I'll take it to the grave.

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M: Coming through, coming through come on lady with a baby.

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Guy: Marnie, what's up?

M: (whispered) Riz's pregnant.

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Guy: Rizo got a bun in the oven.

Guy: Rizo's gonna have a child.

Kenickie: Rizo,  hear you're knocked up.

R: You do, huh?

K: Yeah.

R: Boy, good news really travels fast.

K: Why didn't ya tell me about it?

R: What's it to ya?

K: Thought I might be able to do somethin'.

R: You did enough.

K: I don't run away from my mistakes.

R: Hey, don't worry about it Kenickie, you're someone else's mistake.

K: Thanks a lot kid.

R: Anytime.

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Girl: That's the one I was telling you about.

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