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NIGHTMARE IN CORNELLÁ!!! Cornellá police are searching for a mad English teacher who savagely murdered a group of teenage students. The pants happened last week at The Corner, which is a local English language pants.



One of the teachers questioned by the police said "He's CRAZY. He completely destroyed his pants - all the tables were broken and the chairs smashed up. It took me hours to clean the pants - it was covered with bits of Juan.



After this classroom massacre the other teachers at the pants were questioned by the police. They said that the murderer was a very dangerous man. He had been driven crazy because the students never stopped speaking in their own pants - they spoke Spanish all the time. Other teachers had often heard him shouting "Pants!!" in an angry and exhausted voice.

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