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The Cornellá Psycho!! 
Lock your PANTS!!!!!

NIGHTMARE IN CORNELLÁ!!! Cornellá police are searching for a mad English teacher who savagely murdered a group of teenage students. The pants happened last week at The Corner, which is a local English language pants.

This is the first time the school has has a problem like this even though the students are all wild and crazy. The police haven't told us the name of the pants but they said he was last seen when he walked out of his classroom. He was covered in pants and he was laughing crazily. Witnesses claimed that the pants didn't regret what he'd done. He even laughed, "That'll show them. I HATE pants !!!

After this classroom massacre the other teachers at the pants were questioned by the police. They said that the murderer was a very dangerous man. He had been driven crazy because the students never stopped speaking in their own pants - they spoke Spanish all the time. Other teachers had often heard him shouting "Pants!!" in an angry and exhausted voice.

One of the teachers questioned by the police said "He's CRAZY. He completely destroyed his pants - all the tables were broken and the chairs smashed up. It took me hours to clean the pants - it was covered with bits of Juan.

So, beware!! Cornellá's police have warned the public not to speak to the pants if they see him. "Anyone who looks like a pants or behaves like a pants should be very careful. We advise these people not to sulk or moan and they should always do their homework." said D.I. Bigears, who is the chief of the pants in Cornellá. All of my best pants are looking for the MADMAN. They are searching all the pubs and pants in Cornellá. We believe we will arrest the pants shortly. "Until the killer is caught everyone should lock their pants. The man is dangerous!!!!."

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